Hoho. Got the most interesting call today while window shopping.

I’ll repeat this.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I? Perasan?
Tengok lah siapa yang terasa sehingga mengamuk melalui panggilan.
You gave us a good laugh. I thank you.

See :

1. I wasn’t talking about you.
2. I’ll correct my sentences and use proper English since people obviously don’t get my lingo.
Read, the sentence now goes like :
People like you bitches gossips about your own close friends.

I swear people nowadays cannot stand anything at all.

If I’m childish, then what are you?
God. I have no need to prove anything to anyone but hey, at least someone agrees with my entry.
Don’t go around calling people childish when you, yourself don’t know what you’re talking about.
I talked about things I know.
Who said what about her and me and when.
Oh, I know so much.
It’s just I don’t want to put up any names.

AND SO WHAT IF I AM CHILDISH?
YOU MANA SAKIT?

Har har.
Ho chio.

No really. Who are you to say what’s wrong or right for her?
If we are really that bad and influence her that much, won’t she start fagging too?
You don’t even know her. Don’t judge.
Plus, if your ‘guidance’ means having to be the dumb one around you guys then wouldn’t she be walking on the wrong path and hanging out with the wrong bunch?

People like you bitches about your own close friends.
How could she be around people like that?
What if she turns out like that? HAH!

Look, I’m sick and tired of people blaming me for some other people’s changes but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Are you seriously saying that those people changed because they are hanging out with me too much? Are you even listening to those words that’s coming out from your mouth? Make sense ke?

They chose their own actions not me.
I don’t fucking point a gun to their head and make them change.
Too bad if she prefers being around me and ‘her’ over you.
Proves to you that people like us are worth her time.

Yea, so I’m loud, I cuss, I drink, I fag, I do a lot of things people think is wrong BUT DON’T FUCKING TELL ME YOU ARE NOT THE SAME. In some sorta way, I know you cuss and I definitely know one of you drink and fag. Don’t see people judging you?

Bullshits will remain bullshits.

She’s not the old girl you used to know.
Why?
Because she’s change and learned how to defend herself and NOT LET YOU STEP OVER HER HEAD.

I’m a very miserable woman right now.
Seeing those science stream students all free from the ass of spm.
Seeing Wei Yang at Aeon buying his ice cream made me wanted to strangle him.

A joke. LOL.

It’s almost over. Next Wednesday. Very soon. *comfort self*

I hate Aeon.
No, I hate Eng Ho.
Because if it wasn’t for him calling me up to tell me about Big Apple, I wouldn’t be addicted to them.

Those donuts are drugs.

That place has only been open for four days and I’ve bought those donuts for two days straight. Simply crazy. I’ve never been a donut kind of person but that all changed now.

And today right after my paper, I went back and bought some more.
An addition to that, I’ve come to realised the many restaurants and counters of good looking food around the ground floor. Oh, I’ve seen those others upstairs but I’ve decided to attack them one by one by floors.

HELL YEAH BABY.
One by one.

I’m not even interested with the shops.
Maybe one, no wait, three.
Hommy, Room and 2:30.
There are clocks I want to get.
Those paintings I saw in Room.
Those pillows in 2:30.
And CLOCKS!
OMG. THEY ARE GORGEOUS!

I have a thing for interior designs.
One of my small time dream was to be an interior designer until I came to realise that I can’t draw. Too bad the Room in Aeon doesn’t sell Lomos. It’s for the better tho’, Amy and I would probably end up sitting outside the shop, just staring at it.
So okay, that’s all for now.
I want to get those things but it’s not like I have the cash to.
I’m just entertaining myself.
You’re lucky I don’t tell you who my imaginary boyfriend is.
You’d probably laugh until you choke.

YES LAH. I STILL HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND BOYFRIENDS.
I’ve never had them when I was young so now I’m going through that whole process, can?
A bit too old but SO WHAT?

Finally after almost a year of looking, I’ve found my favourite air freshener.
First came to the smell in Kang Woei’s car last year then Boon Roy’s.
I swear to fucks I looked everywhere for them.
Bloody Airwick promoters probably hid them so that I can’t buy.
I want my room to smell like that. *floats dreamily*
But I haven’t buy. GAHHHHHHH.

I know I sound a lot like a kid today.
Beats me what’s wrong with me I don’t know.
See even my English has gone haywire.
I think is the donut.

Rules & Regulation
1. Do not copy MY answers.
2. The tag questions must be 100% same.
3. If you tag someone, please use this title <(your name) Taggie Attack>
4. Tag people after doing tag…

This tag is a little different, first you list out 20 of your friends name.
1. Amy
2. Bernard
3. Damien
4. Tee Liang
5. Victor
6. Loo Sin
7. Sheue Ing
8. Meng Shiong
9. Dwane
10. Kimberly Tong
11. Sabrina Oh
12. Etain
13. Mei Kuan
14. Ker Lin
15. Grace
16. Benson
17. Jey Sern
18. Eng Ho
19. Afiq
20. Ee Von

how do you get to know 14? (Ker Lin)
x_Because of Victor Chew Cipet. LOL.

what would you do if you had never met 1? (Amy)
x_probably still alone in the world.

what would you do if 9 & 20 had dated you? (Dwane & Ee Von)
x_Like OMGODZ if 9 did. And 20, we’re straight. Haha.

would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Loo Sin & Jey Sern)
x_She’ll kill me but YES.

do you think 8 is attractive? (Meng Shiong)
x_In his own ways.

do you know anything about no . 12’s family? (Etain)
x_Nope..

tell me something about 7~ (Sheue Ing)
x_She’s one of the best girl out there.

what is no. 18’s favourite? (Eng Ho)
x_Ain’t sure.

what language does 15 speaks? (Grace)
x_The usual languages Chinese can speak. Hokkien, Canto, Malay & Eng.

who is 19 going out with? (Afiq)
x_Itu I tak tau.

how old is 16 now? (Benson)
x_He’s 19. That old fart.

when was the last time you talked to 13? (Mei Kuan)
x_Last Friday.

who is 2’s favourite singer? (Bernard)
x_Himself. I’m sure.

would you date 4? (Tee Liang)
x_LOLOL. I did.

would you date no. 17? (Jey Sern)
x_This is soooooo coincidence. Doubt it.

Is 15 single? (Grace)
x_Yes..

what is no. 10’s last name? (Kimberly Tong)
x_Tong?

would you ever consider being in a relationship with 11? (Sabrina Oh)
x_I’m sure she’s straight.

which school does 3 goes to? (Damien)
x_He’s in college now. TAR College.

where does no. 6 live? (Loo Sin)
x_Happy Garden. That’s why she’s so dang cute.

what is your favourite thing about no.5? (Victor)
x_He’s adorable like a young school boy.

Tag 5
x_kimberlytong
x_sabrinaoh
x_gwenyeoh
x_shawn
x_melissalee

I’m sure most of my readers didn’t go for the Fly-niversary at One Utama yesterday.
I did not spread word on my blog because I totally forgot.
Well lucky for you because that place were filled with shufflers.
Everywhere you turn you will see a different group of them.
They all think it’s a rave because Bass Agents was performing.
I left before they came on so I wouldn’t know how hard the shufflers partied.
I’ll bet a lot of cockroaches were stomped to death.
*stomp stomp stomp stomp*

San-J’s joke.

My performance with KimberlyV went alright.
I guess things were really going smooth since I wasn’t even nervous at all.
Not even when I stepped onto the stage and look down at the crowd.
Nope. Not a single bit.

GAHHH. I SWEAR TO GOD MY FUCKING MOOD WAS AT NEGATIVE 100.

That was why I had no mood to dance but people said I did alright.
The cause of it all?
I rather just forget it.

I have only one picture of me dancing on stage and I look like a fucking retard.
My face looked like a squashed tomato.
I ain’t posting it up here, check my Facebook instead. KimV uploaded.

You know what’s real fun that you can have with friends?
Dancing with them at their porch in the middle of the night.
That’s what.

Dummy, TL, Benson, Sze Guan, Victor and Bernard.
Yes, he’s back and so is Beatrice.
Some of us were bboying. Some of us were shuffling.
Some of us were c-walking. One of us was krumping and freestyling.

*curse tl for making fun of the way I danced*

…and we danced till the morning sun.

Fuiyo. Sounds so romantic kan? NOT.
Nerd has potential to be Hard Gay.
And if you don’t know what is Hard Gay, you need to throw your pc out the window.

SEARCH HIM UP ON YOUTUBE.

And okay, to get facts straight because I know my previous post were too disgusting so if you did finish reading the whole thing, you should know that :

1. The image of the breast is a fake. I’ve mentioned.
2. It’s a real condition tho’. It’s called Myiasis caused by Tumbu Fly eggs in Africa.
3. There is a video and I did post up the link altho it doesn’t work.
4. That video is real. And that woman is living in Africa and her boobs are alright.

So jeah, I’m really sorry I killed your appetitie but it’s so interesting.

Death sentence for trying to defend herself from being raped by three different men?

Has the world gone crazy?
What the fuck is wrong with defending your dignity?
Accidently killing a stranger by stabbing him after he tried to insert his dick into her pussy is wrong and against the law?

You people are fucking mental and screwed up in the head.

Read the article and tell me if you’re not thinking the same page as I am.

WARNING : I’m about to talk about lotsa disgusting and disturbing things. Not talk, show. Images. Make sure you can handle them and not come chase me with a knife for putting these images into your head.

So okay, I was going through my Xanga Subscription email and I came upon Jenna’s.
She posted about this “Rash On Breast Turned Larvae Infected Holes“.
Sounds fucking disgusting, doesn’t it?
Wait till I show you the picture.
Dummy told me before about this, I think but I’ve never bothered checking it out.

One thing about me, I have a thing against holes. Tiny holes.
Like for example, take a paper and poke it with a pencil or whatever, show it to me with it’s holes and I’ll have goosebumps all over.

I swear. So does my brother.
WE HATE IT but we used to torture each other by doing what I said above.

Right, back to the topic.
Holes in boobs.
That ought to have disturbed me until the day I die and every time I look at myself naked.
Determined not to let that image ruin my life, I went about and google about this.

Surprise, surprise when most of the related links that came up had “Urban Legends” and “Rumors” all over them.

I bet you went “fucking ewwwwww. yuck.”.
I know how it feels man.

Well according to Snopes.com, the image is not real.
It has been modified by combining an image of breast and Lotus Seed Pod.
Which looks like this,

So don’t worry, ladies!
Your boobs are going to be fine.
I choose to believe the website and all the other sites that says it’s fake.

But of course, if you’ve been to Nigeria recently err, you should worry?
I’m just messing with you plus I don’t think any one of you has ever been there.

I know this forward email about the boobs sometimes comes along with a video.
Here’s the link to the video.

The video is real.
Like fucking 100% genuine.

It shows the treatment of a Nigerian woman with breast lesions and multiple sinuses containing Tumbu fly larvae.

OMGFUCK. Kan disgusting?
This video is real and this condition even has a name.
It’s called Myiasis.

Oh just read the links, lazy want to explain plus the more I think about it… *shivers*

Obviously after reading about the truth, I went about and read more of the famous rumors on the internet.
There’s one that’s my favourite so far about a guy urinating on an electric fence.
The site are not sure if the story is true or not but hey, the picture is worth posting.

I’m still going through the websites looking at other disgusting images.
I don’t know why I torture myself like this.
Like how much I hate and am paranoid about zombies, I still push myself to watch zombie movies.

I hope I didn’t kill your appetite.
LOL.

Oh, I know I said I’ll be on hiatus until SPM ends but this is too good to pass.
I so expected something like this to turn up.
I think I’m the next psychic after Amy. LOL.

Do you honestly thought I’d be bothered by such comments from you?
Been there, done that and how unsurprising can you get?
Childish, lame and so uncool?
Look who’s talking about what.
Take a look at the mirror, please.
I was hoping for more insults but one’s enough for cheer things up.

And you spelt you’re wrong.

Anyway, to all my readers that left me comments on my tagboard which I’ve not been replying for decades, my dearest apologies. I’ve been a lazy blogger.

I’ve linked up those who told me they’ve changed their links.
Give it a check and let me know if I’ve got it right okay?
Oh and comments about the tattoo offer in Malacca, it’s almost over and I’m still broke. =(
Cuppacake I got from here.

And Byn, thanks for standing up for me.
We expected this to happen kan?
We should act our age, so let’s and let them rot in their pathetic world.

Wheeee.